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Sunday, November 18, 2012

Facebook Thinks Lesbians Are Pornography

Today I tried to log into my facebook account and found a message from them that a photo I had shared of two lesbians kissing in the nude was pornographic or violated their community standards.  It's total bullshit.  The photo of nude lesbians showed only that they were naked ... you couldn't see their genitalia or even their boobs.  But I am blocked for twenty-four hours for showing less nudity than a Michaelangelo statue.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:  Facebook is a twat.

First, Facebook (or, as they like to spell it with a lowercase f, facebook) doesn't have any community standards.  I see people's pages all the time that are filled with all kinds of crazy shit, but my page was blocked because I argue with a lot of bigots, assholes, and generally all-around fucked up hillbillies, and religious fanatics, some of whom probably went to my facebook page and complained about my non-nude nude lesbian photo.

Second, facesuck needs to change their bullshit policy of blocking people's personal pages.  There's nothing you can see on any newsfeed or anywhere else on the internet that you can't block if it offends you.  But they won't change their policy ... because semi-nude lesbians are just somehow wrong.

Fuck you, facebook.  In the ass.  With a dull-tipped, salt-topped spear.