Friday, March 2, 2012
Google and Facebook are my friends. They provide me with access to a bunch of free stuff. I can blog, I can chat, I can -- and I just found this out -- engage in another form of chatting that is called "IM" or "Instant Messaging" (I am very old and semi-senile and internet-unedumicated). Google and Facebook are fantastic.
Evil, I say. They don't want the government to protect our privacy, because our privacy means big bucks to them. Huge bucks. Gargantuan bucks. I'm just about out of superlatives to describe the bucks that our privacy will bring to Google and Facebook. And for that, we get free chatting and blogging and "the service of advertising." The "service" that these two evil minions are bringing to us through advertising is that the price we pay for free blogging and free chatting is the "service" of stealing our privacy. We have no stake whatsoever in Google and Facebook's advertising, but we're the ones who make it possible for Google and Facebook to make those big, huge, gargantuan bucks in the first place.
So when you hear one of these cunts from Facefuck or Gigglefuck on TV telling you that they are providing a free service to you, be sure to call up whatever TV show their on (or just Facebook them), and tell them that you're on to their evil. You're not an idiot who believes everything. Trust me, you're not. (Or are you?)
Meanwhile, Google and Facebook, suck on my big, huge, gargantuan blog ... and swallow!